Hire comedian in Guildford

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Best Comedians in Guildford

Looking to inject some serious laughter into your next event? Discover Guildford’s top comedians for hire, perfect for corporate events, private parties, or even a cheeky wedding roast! We have 37 incredible comedians ready to bring their unique brand of humour, from sharp stand-up acts to hilarious improvisational performances and brilliant MCs. Take a scroll through our selection and find the perfect comedic talent to get your guests giggling.

Every comedian in this hand-picked list has been carefully vetted by our team, ensuring top-tier talent, a stellar reputation, and a proven track record of hilarious performances.
The average hire price for a comedian in Guildford is £1416 per event, with the final cost depending on the performer's experience, the length of their set, and the type of act.
Our amazing comedians in the Guildford area have served at 168 events, collectively receiving 45 verified reviews with an excellent average rating of 4.84* out of 5*.

Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

4.95(21 reviews)

• 1 booking

Highly Entertaining, Unique & Memorable Stand Up Comedy Show

If you want a highly entertaining, unique, memorable show, curated to meet your individual needs - this show is for you.

from £1,000 / event

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Reviews for Best Comedians in Guildford

Read verified reviews from real clients, who booked with Poptop in Guildford

Craig Stevens20 Dec 2024

Nick was absolutely brilliant from start to finish, from both his customer service at booking to his performance at our event. I would 100% recommend him and will definitely be going to see his live shows. Thanks again Nick

Nathalie16 Jun 2024

Thanks to Marvin for organising. Quincey and Junior for an exceptional evening! We’d definitely recommend. We’ve had lots of lovely messages today from our guests, all very complimentary of the talent of these great comedians. Looking forward to coming, and watching your shows.

Emma Rose9 Jun 2022

Jon Matthews was everything we'd hoped for on our first comedy night in our country pub. No one knew what to expect and our guests were interested and a little sceptical. Jon was the perfect headliner as he won over the crowd with ease. He is professional, personable, and above all he is bloody funny. Clever, insightful, and sharp as a tack whilst warm and likeable. I'm over the moon and keen to book him again.

Katherine Inufusa21 May 2022

From the first contact Nick was brilliant. I had hired him for my dad's 70th birthday party so I gave him some details about my dad and he was able to tailor the set to him. Nick also coped really well with all the children running around him with lightsabers throughout the set.

Colin Le Boutillier29 Dec 2019

John was a pleasure to deal with right from the start. He helped our night go perfect especially since this was all arranged at the last minute. The guests all enjoyed his great voice and joining in on the Karaoke. Thanks John

Amanda Rivers21 Sep 2018

Vin did not disappoint. The event I hired him for was an 80th birthday party for my father, and Vin was able to cater for the varied ages in attendance. He had the room in stitches with his witty, observational and personalised performance. I would highly recommend for anyone looking for comedy at their event. Vin was communicative throughout the booking process and perfectly tailored his show from the information I gave to him. He totally made the night special for all.

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from £400 / event

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from £400 / event

Philip Simon: Hilarious comedian bringing huge laughs to your event

5.0(20 reviews)

• 41 bookings

Philip Simon: Hilarious comedian bringing huge laughs to your event

Want a comedian who can entertain you and your guests with his tried and tested material whilst also bringing as much fresh and bespoke material as you'd like? Thought so. Let's chat!

from £600 / event

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

5.0(20 reviews)

• 41 bookings

Full Stand Up Comedy Night With Range Of Professional Comedians!

Are you looking for someone to book your comedians as well as running & hosting the night? Philip Simon is a professional comedian who does all that & more to make your event a huge success.

from £600 / event

Philip Simon: Hilarious comedian/compere for your corporate event

5.0(20 reviews)

• 41 bookings

Philip Simon: Hilarious comedian/compere for your corporate event

Want to really help your guests enjoy your event? Then let comedian Philip Simon do all the hard work. From telling jokes to presenting awards & even hosting the night, we've got it covered.

from £800 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Comedian - Up To 30 Minutes

"One of the best on the circuit.... a Welsh Seinfeld" THE GUARDIAN "Genuinely original and funny" THE TIMES Bennett supported Ricky Gervais on some of his tour dates.

from £1,100 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Awards Host - 1.5 Hours

“Very engaging and entertaining” Experian “Everybody loved you and wanted to see more of you” McAfee International Ltd “Not only a gifted comedian, but also a man who appreciates just what...

from £2,000 / event

5.0(2 reviews)

Stand Up Comedian & Host Pam Ford

Entertaining is my passion, proper comedian. Best legs in Stand Up ( Barring drag acts) *quote "she's like a cross between 'Dave Allen' and your favourite Auntie, you'll laugh till it hurts"

from £460 / event

4.94(35 reviews)

• 92 bookings

Stand Up Comedy Magic

Unique bespoke Comedy and Magic for your event or function with 14 years experience entertaining audiences all over the UK and beyond! From Circuses to Golf clubs and Weddings & more

from £180 / event

5.0(9 reviews)

• 11 bookings

Brilliant & Lively Stand Up Comedy

You and your guests are sure to laugh out loud at Andrews' brilliant performance, the perfect addition to your next special event.

from £350 / event

5.0(1 review)

• 2 bookings

Stand-up Comedian Sally-Anne Hayward

I will have you laughing in your seats in seconds. I am a warm and genial actor with a butter wouldn't melt in her mouth approach. I love my job and ensure that my audiences love what I do.

from £300 / event

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

5.0(4 reviews)

• 1 booking

Award-Winning Comic & Britain's Got Talent Finalist Nick Page

I make audiences laugh and I can tailor the show to you. 300+ gigs a year for 25 years, and I write for loads of comics on TV too. Happy to write bespoke material for corporate events

from £500 / event

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

5.0(3 reviews)

• 6 bookings

'One Man & His Monkey' Comedy Magic Show

Craig is one of the leading and most sought-after Comedy Magicians in the UK. Combining laugh-out-loud comedy with magic. The key thing about the show is comedy and audience interaction.

from £620 / event

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist. Tasteful & UK's funniest

4.73(11 reviews)

• 29 bookings

Simon Sez Comedy Hypnotist. Tasteful & UK's funniest

1 million+ YouTube views !! Comedy Hypnosis Show is probably the funniest and most original. See your friends being the stars of the show and safely experience the amazing power of hypnosis.

from £595 / event

5.0(3 reviews)

Speaker & Comedian for Your Event

As well as being a Comedian, I am also a speaker on the subjects of fraud and identity theft. I speak at conferences and seminars around the world as well as to staff and management at var...

from £1,500 / event

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

5.0(8 reviews)

• 45 bookings

Stand Up Comedy By Multi Award Winning Comedian

With 18 years of experience, this comedian is a true pro—always likeable, sharp, and in tune with the audience. Guaranteed laughs and glowing reviews, perfect for any event or occasion!

from £600 / event

5.0(6 reviews)

• 3 bookings

Live Comedy Club At Your Venue!

Transform your venue into a comedy club for a one off event, or a regular night. A top night of pro comedy to rival the biggest clubs in the country. Suitable for a host of venue types.

from £1,000 / event

Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer! As seen on Channel 5!

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Comedy Hypnotist Entertainer! As seen on Channel 5!

4.8(5 reviews)

• 9 bookings

I provide a 60-90 minute hilarious comedy hypnosis show, from start to finish. Before the performance, I will explain about hypnosis, what to expect, and why you will regret it, if you don't volunteer! Then the fun stuff! Hypnotising friends, loved ones, into a hypnotic trance acting out some hilarious funny skits, from horse racing 🐎 to aliens translators to believing they're Micheal Flatley doing the Irish river dance 🕺. You're the stars⭐ and you're only limited by your imagination ✅

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I've been performing my comedy hypnosis show for 9 years, seen on TV, performed at holiday parks, weddings, corporate events, pubs & clubs, and abroad. I have a fantastic history with excellent feedback from past clients, thats because I go the extra mile to insure my shows are the best!

from £350 / event

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